Tactical Rabbitry

Wife ambushes Hubby, scores points

Swearing, “foul language” and naughty words

One of my recent comments was edited by the recipient, as is his right and privilege. “Please, no foul language”.
I stand embarrassed — swearing is not my style. If I cause offence by accident that’s even worse; generally if I offend someone it’s because I mean to.
So I need a polite and acceptable universal euphemism [...]