Ice Cream Sunday/sundae?

So I drifted like a sampling rabbit from street-barbecue to barbecue, and sampled …

Earnslaw, Queen of NZ

A shot of the Old Lady of The Lake.

Swearing, “foul language” and naughty words

One of my recent comments was edited by the recipient, as is his right and privilege. “Please, no foul language”.
I stand embarrassed — swearing is not my style. If I cause offence by accident that’s even worse; generally if I offend someone it’s because I mean to.
So I need a polite and acceptable universal euphemism [...]

MOONLIGHTING with milk

WE TAKE OUR DAILY DOSE OF MILK FOR GRANTED, don’t we?
Milk is white juice in plastic bottles from the supermarket; pasteurised, homogenised, discombobulised, calcium enriched, lo-fatted, nuked, devitaminised, revitaminised; ideally suited to turning black coffee white or reducing crispy wheaten things to a soggy grey goo.
At the back of our minds the thought may lurk [...]