Tactical Rabbitry

Wife ambushes Hubby, scores points

Ice Cream Sunday/sundae?

So I drifted like a sampling rabbit from street-barbecue to barbecue, and sampled …

FEMINIS GENISIST

Mrs God calls on the writer, and coffee floats …

Swearing, “foul language” and naughty words

One of my recent comments was edited by the recipient, as is his right and privilege. “Please, no foul language”.
I stand embarrassed — swearing is not my style. If I cause offence by accident that’s even worse; generally if I offend someone it’s because I mean to.
So I need a polite and acceptable universal euphemism [...]

MOONLIGHTING with milk

WE TAKE OUR DAILY DOSE OF MILK FOR GRANTED, don’t we?
Milk is white juice in plastic bottles from the supermarket; pasteurised, homogenised, discombobulised, calcium enriched, lo-fatted, nuked, devitaminised, revitaminised; ideally suited to turning black coffee white or reducing crispy wheaten things to a soggy grey goo.
At the back of our minds the thought may lurk [...]