Funny — whilst rabbiting about in my hard drive looking for something else I stumbled across a short story I wrote back in 1998 . I used it at the time to illustrate some thoughts (life and death, time, eternity, life after death, justice, sexism, ambition, religions etc) to a discussion group, but you are most heartily welcome to have a read:
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THE BLESSING
He called me a vindictive witch once too often.
Vindictive? No, I have a keen sense of justice, but I’m not vindictive. All I ever want from life is a fair shake of the dice. Cheats make my stomach hurt and seeing a rat like him fleece the innocent made me want to spit. Having him use the system against me was even worse.
The biggest mistake of my life was marrying him.
The second biggest mistake was expecting a fair deal in the divorce, he’s a lawyer. Sure, I fought tooth and nail for my rights, and fell right on my face. There was nothing I could do — the final ruling wrapped me up so tight I squeaked and left me with nothing. I had to go to him cap-in-hand and beg. It’s hard to be vindictive when you’re begging.
Vindictive? No, definitely not.
Witch? Oh, yes.
I am a witch. Not your traditional ‘black cat and broomstick’ witch, more your 20th century witch, high-tech and hold the eye of newt. I do have a cat, though. She is my darling and has been with me ever since I was a little girl; she is now my only family, my beloved, and my entire world.
As far as witches go I’m fairly successful despite the big mistake in choice of husband (even we witches can be blind sometimes).
He knew, of course — the slimebag knew I was a witch right from our first night. There were certain things that had to be explained, and of course he wanted proof, and one thing led to another.
His wealth multiplied as a result. Not that I minded, who wouldn’t want to be married to a highly successful lawyer, tops in his field? But as time went by his demands grew, and grew, taking over until he was obsessed by ambition. The more he prospered the more I saw him for what he really was, and the more I grew to despise him.
But there was one thing I always denied him, one thing he coveted above all else. There was one thing he craved; for which he pleaded, threatened, bullied and begged. This I would never grant, no matter how much he groveled or blustered. Sure, it was within my power, and his desperate efforts to force it became the final nails in our marital coffin.
So, just as he’d planned, I went to him on my knees, begging.
He was munificence itself.
Sure, I could have access to the house. Sure, I could take my things away — my Book of Shadows, my waxes, my herbs, my robes, and iron dagger.
No problem, I could even have the house itself, if I wanted. I could have the house and pool, the garages and buildings, the trees and gardens, the stables and fields and woods and beach. Sure, I could have the cars and bank accounts and investments, he would relinquish all claim to everything … if only … if only I would make him immortal.
Of course I said no.
So he called me a vindictive witch.
Vindictive I’ve never been, but I, too, have a limit and can be pushed only so far. He pushed me too far with those words on top of everything else.
So I gave him what he wanted.
He was over the moon with my decision. Overcome with emotion, tears streaming down his face, blabbering with gratitude — gave me everything. Lock, stock, barrel, and bolt.
The fool!
It cleaned him out. But he knew, and I knew, that even if it took a lifetime he would recoup his losses.
In three lifetimes he could be the richest man in the world.
In four lifetimes he might be ruling the world, we both knew that.
The imbecile!
He’d thought that by withholding immortality I was being vindictive? Vindictive didn’t come into it — not until he’d pushed me that little bit too far. Vindictive only began once I gave him what he wanted. He wanted immortality, “the same as you witches”.
Immortal? I’m not immortal.
No witch is immortal. Certainly we could be, we can choose to live for hundreds, sometimes thousands of years, but no witch would ever be immortal. Given the snap choice of immortality or instant death, every witch in the world would opt for death, at once, without hesitation.
Immortality, that ancient dream of mankind — and this fool thought I’d withheld it from spite! I wouldn’t wish that dream on my worst enemy, not even on him.
Not until he threatened to let my cat starve slowly to death, locked in his house … then I saw red.
Then I granted his wish.
Certainly, he will prosper.
He is much too clever to fall in love. He will enjoy thousands of years of affairs and amorous adventures, but he will never be fool enough to love.
In a hundred years, lonely or otherwise, he will be one of the wealthiest men on earth. His personal accounts will rival those of sovereign nations; and the centuries of endless adulation will never tire him. He will be enjoying the fruits of my labours aeons after I am gratefully dust, myself. Millennia after I have shuffled off this mortal coil he will be drinking the finest wines and sleeping with the cream of the world’s women. Long after my forgotten atoms have dispersed themselves on the winds of time he will be fearlessly conquering anything and everything the world can throw at him. And why not?
He is immortal.
As part of the package I made him invulnerable as well, nothing in the universe can harm him. He stands at the very peak of development, too, physical and mental. His brain is razor sharp, perceptive, brilliant; and he is the perfect specimen of manhood. He has it all.
The idiot.
He won’t even begin to see the cracks until several thousand million years have passed. By then he won’t even remember my name, but my atoms will be laughing, laughing, laughing.
Laughing as the sun slows down, expanding as it cools. Laughing as our friendly little star becomes a swollen red giant, drying up all the waters of this planet, killing off all life.
All life-forms, that is, except one.
The surviving perfect specimen of Homo Sapiens will be able to reach out his lonely arm from the seared surface of our home and touch the face of the sun itself, so obscenely large will it have grown as it dies.
His agonies will last for billions of years more, then billions of aeons, until in about three trillion trillion years the universe collapses inwards upon itself in a reversal of the Big Bang from whence it sprang. Eventually it will collapse into a singularity, a dimensionless point of infinite mass. Somewhere in that nowhere will be a demented yet perfectly formed human being, alone and endlessly screaming in the midst of an eternal non-existence.
Vindictive witch, he’d called me.
Witch — yes.
Vindictive … ?
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